beetledrink
my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”
brittlers
literally who is doing it like gritty, icône de l'extrême gauche américaine?
also, yes to this tweet. this is how we make the world a better place.
memorycycle
horses going to the locker rooms after a harrowing battle in which their riders all died from spears to the head and theyre like whipping eachother playfully with the towels and squirting water at eachother
homeboygirl
reblog to explode a landlord
The hand-painted celestial ceiling in the penthouse of San Francisco’s Fairmont Hotel.